What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder