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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder