What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What does a black and white bear use to cook its dinner?

A pan, duh!

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Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder