What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What is a big dinner for a cannibal?

A three-corpse meal.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder