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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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The guy gets fierious.

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Cannibals.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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Because he always brings the boos

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What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder