What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.