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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.