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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

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Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.