Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

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Knock knock. Who's there? Acid. Acid who?

Accidentally on purpose!

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!