Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

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Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate