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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

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Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!