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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.