Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

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Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.