Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

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Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!