What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.