What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.