An innocent bystumbler
An Autipsy.
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Me: Drunk!
One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Because he never left the pub.
Allah carte.
Allahu Snackbar!
The cow didn't make it.
Fiction".
Social net twerking
Meet me - oh, right..
The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"
Stone.
It got stuck in a crack.
Get off at the next stop!
