An innocent bystumbler
An Autipsy.
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Drunk!
Because Santa came early this year.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
Because it was turned on!
They have big fans.
A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.
I'm not sure, I hallways forget
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
Gilly suit
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
