An innocent bystumbler
An Autipsy.
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Me: Drunk!
Sorry, I just needed to vent
He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.
Sure, Bert!
Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"
You can hear their brooms tick!
To get a better grip on the broom
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.
Because it's on the house.
She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
Because their lipstick
Take me to your Liederkranz.
He ran his business on a skeleton crew.
He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands
There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on
