An innocent bystumbler
An Autipsy.
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Drunk!
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
Nothing, the pee is silent
Matt.
Apple the door myself!
One less drunk.
Because he's a cross product.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Tulips.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
Muslim Bale
Their parents.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Asks his wife. "31 black"
