An innocent bystumbler
An Autipsy.
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Me: Drunk!
Jiggle its balls
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
They're afraid of the shots.
He was making a scene!
The boron.
A six pack and a potato
A laughing cow..
They'll turn it into a bombardeer
No Direction.
Uh.. I don't remember..
Her lipstick
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
They both have a hated governor.
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.