An innocent bystumbler
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An Autipsy.
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Me: Drunk!
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
They use astro knots.
She was trying to blow the horn
She puts it on her bill
A 20 dollar bill
Too soon
Dead.
Because they are for prophet.
Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
I don't know.
Because he's not apparent.
If you burn it you get stoned
Im Stoned
She kept running from the ball.
She had a ball