An innocent bystumbler
An Autipsy.
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Drunk!
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
A church bell peals from the steeple.
They turn out the lights.
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
If you burn it you get stoned
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
It takes guts.
Because he didn't have the guts to fart.
Arcane-gel!
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
There was a face off at centre ice.
Because the ref was blowing a foul.
