What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Me: Drunk!