What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy