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What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers