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What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get