What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!