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Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.