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Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone