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Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.