Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon.