Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

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Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?