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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!