Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

Oh-lay!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Why did Italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip