Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.