Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Who do you even make these clothes for?

Children Disney Store clerk: Yes.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.