Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
Fowl play!
A BokBok...
On the road to Extinction.
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
By crossing the Finnish line!
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
Cause all their pants are half-off
His shirts get all winkly.
Thunderwear.
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Because he was always spotted.
