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Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist?

An illumi-hotty!

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

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Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective