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Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleotch!!

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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!