Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.