Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Why can't T-rex's clap?

Cause they're dead.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.