Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off