Cause all their pants are half-off
A. It saves them a lot of time.
It was a poultry amount
Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
Because it's too cold out tide.
Aw shucks!
A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money
A Buffa-Loan!
He wears a coat and pants.
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
Glock-amole