Gangster Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What do you call an emo a capella group?

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What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

Who gets saved?

America

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.