Gangster Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

Emotion Jokes More Emotion Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

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Year Ago Jokes More Year Ago Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Quidditch Jokes More Quidditch Jokes

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!