Gangster Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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