Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
An amputater
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
Nobody's limbs.
The baseball player has all of its limbs.
I went out on a limb.
A disobedient slave.
Silence of the Limbs
Names.
I set* ***who*** *free "*
We'll get on it next week
Poll tree!
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."
Nothing, he already said it twice.
Half a cat.
If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.
So Dapressed. I'll leave now.
About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
Alison to my radio in the mornings!
He'll tell you.
They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.
Bob.
A mountain gloat.