Limb Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Chuckle Jokes More Chuckle Jokes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.