Limb Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Nobody's limbs.

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Recover Jokes More Recover Jokes

What do you call a recovering alcoholic?

A ginspiration.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Bathe Jokes More Bathe Jokes

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Chuckle Jokes More Chuckle Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!