How do you know if a guy has an Asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What does an Asian chicken sound like?

Bok Bok Bok CHOY

What do you call an Asian penguin?

A penguyen