How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal