How do you know if a guy has an Asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright