How do you know if a guy has an Asian w...

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

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Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

How do you know if a guy has an Asian wife?

He'll tell you.