How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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What does the Sergeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

In formation

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

An impasta!

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.