How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.