What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

In formation

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Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

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What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.