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What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

In formation

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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.