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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.