What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!