What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

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When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.