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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!