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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

You have a lot of appeal.

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!