Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman!

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How did Jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."