Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.