Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.

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What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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What do you call a Chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!