Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.