Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake!