Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

Previous Random Joke Next

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen