Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

3edgy5me

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.