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Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.