Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

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What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me