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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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I'm falling for you.

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When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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He only sold left wings.

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

What is the Rancor's favorite candy?

Jawa breakers.