What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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The tomato was in a can.

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Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Inventor of Lucky Charms

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Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

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What is the Rancor's favorite candy?

Jawa breakers.

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.