Why do scientists look for things twice?

Because they research everything.

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How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

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Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.