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Why do scientists look for things twice?

Because they research everything.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.