Why do scientists look for things twice?

Because they research everything.

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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file