What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

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An udder failure.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

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Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.