What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What makes no sense?

The Canadian Mint

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.