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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Milkman Jokes More Milkman Jokes

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!