What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

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What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.