He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
We sleep better when the room is moving
At a Mars bar!
First it goes ping then it goes pong.
Russia kept Stalin it
If it's pasturize
Keep it in the cow.
A very wet sense of humor
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense
Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
