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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins