Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins