Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"