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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.