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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.