She had no sense of porpoise.
Laughing stock.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
He fell into it.
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!