It lost its porpoise.
Because it had no porpoise in life.
He didn't do it on porpoise.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
What is life without a porpoise?
A porpoise.
Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.
He felt he had no porpoise in life
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
He didn't see a porpoise...
You did that on porpoise
What's the porpoise?
I didn't do it on Porpoise!!
Because they lacked porpoises.
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
There is no porpoise.
I didn't do it on porpoise.
She had no sense of porpoise.
For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.
I need a porpoise.
It's not like I did it on porpoise!
Because he had no porpoise.
You have served your porpoise.
With a porpoise.
Hey! You did that on porpoise!
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
BOO'S.
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
A "brother" one."
They were itentacle twins.
Look ma, no hands!
Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
Because Happy Hour ended.
Finnish Hymn!
Because Jesus saves.
A. Build a circular driveway.
He was Russian.
Crack-a-lacking
Because they lack toes
Oh, the huge-manatee
