Wild Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Pygmy Jokes More Pygmy Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.