Wild Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Deez Nuts Jokes More Deez Nuts Jokes

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies