Wild Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING