Wild Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

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Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

Sjw Jokes More Sjw Jokes

What's a SJW's favorite maths topic?

Triggernometry

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs?

Divs within Divs within Divs...

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Grant Money Jokes More Grant Money Jokes

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!