Wild Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

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Tutor Jokes More Tutor Jokes

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

100 Bill Jokes More 100 Bill Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Grant Money Jokes More Grant Money Jokes

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.