What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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He drove people bananas!

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill