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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

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What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

"Have another beer."

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

California Jokes More California Jokes

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.