5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
An air mattress.
Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.
Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children
For throwing out all the w's.
Her computer had a bug...
Need to know ASAP.
They meet up a work
To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6
They're both empty from the neck up.
A wind tunnel.
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers
A)..... The Interpreter.
Air bubbles.
Because she didn't know which one came first!
Practice.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
She threw away all of the W's.
Frosted Flakes.
Because red means stop.
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Toes go in first!
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
"Is it mine?"
A. Artificial intelligence.
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
The vegetable garden.
Shine a torch in her ear!
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Because they can spell it.
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
They're so damned hard to peel.
They're too hard to peel.
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Proofreading.
A. An interpreter.
They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
There aren't any pictures.
One.
They pull up their pants.
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
More head room
She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.
To see if blondes have more fun.
Unfertilized
Tell her she's pregnant.
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what
"Have another beer."
Because she was drinking on the job.
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
Her ankles.
Because they, like, can't even!
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe
Fur traders.
Because it can't be used until it's broken!
When there's white-out all over the screen
She fell out of the tree.
She fell for the Big Apple!
Deterrent.
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
When it's internight.
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Wrong
She had never learned to spell properly.
Because Chernobyl fallout
He wanted to get his Car tuned
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Robbery with violets!
Russel
One of it's legs is a little smaller.
