Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.