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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.