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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.