Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Shine a torch in her ear!

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Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.