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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?

A celery increase.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.