Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.