Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Why did all the native people move out East?

Because there is no work out there.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.