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What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.