Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.