Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

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What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.