Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What Do You Call A Brunette Standing Between Two Blondes?

A)..... The Interpreter.

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.