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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.