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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.