Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.