Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What is a brunette between two blondes?

A. An interpreter.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.