Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What Do You Call A Brunette Standing Between Two Blondes?

A)..... The Interpreter.

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Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.