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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!