Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.