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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.