Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.