Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes like tilt steering?

More head room

Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.