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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

There aren't any pictures.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.