Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Vw Jokes More Vw Jokes

Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.