Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe.

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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

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Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.