Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

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Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.