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Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

Vw Jokes More Vw Jokes

Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.