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Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

Vw Jokes More Vw Jokes

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.