Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

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What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.