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Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

Vw Jokes More Vw Jokes

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.