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Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.