Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

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What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'