What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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Remove the w

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No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

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What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!