What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even...

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

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What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

Removed

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.