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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

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What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

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Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

Removed

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

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Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.