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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

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What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

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What did one Redditor say to another?

Removed

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!