He removed the appendix!
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
People that would use said word can't read.
Trying to read the road signs!!!
He was running out of patients.
Because he didn't have any patients.
A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.
"Nobody's perfect!"
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
It booked a Tuber.
The appendix.
