What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?

Mercy!

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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Why are mods the worst?

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What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

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What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!