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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.