What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift