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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.