What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

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Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.