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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

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Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!