What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.