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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu