What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say