What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE