What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.