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What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese?

Gouda, gouda...

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

What is Palpatine's favourite breakfast pastry?

Coruscant

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.