Knock knock. Who's there? Adelia. Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

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Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.