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Who's there! Adelia! Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!