What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.