What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.