What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.