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What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Who's there! Adelia! Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.