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What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.