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What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?