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What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.