What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.