What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

E-t.

Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

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What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

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