Thomas the Search Engine.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
He had to start from scratch.
Because they're too small.
On the Gin-ternet.
Benjamin Netangoogle
Michael google.
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
ThomasDieKleineLokomotive