What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.