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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

What did the muslim say to the other muslim when they were surfing?

That was radical!

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What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

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