Serf's up!
They surf the Net On Yahoo.
Because it has microwaves
The www.erewolf.
Because they're too small.
On the Hymnternet.
Www.oody www.oodpecker.
On the Gin-ternet.
To the microwave.
Because he footman turned into a mouse.
Thomas the Search Engine.
E-t.
The www.izard of Oz.
A nun with a javelin through her head.
A nun rolling down a hill.
Because everyone hates chain mail.
He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks
On the Din-ternet.
Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
Hard cheese.
An elephant!
By 'elephone!
Michael google.
Benjamin Netangoogle
He doesn't have a web he had a website!
They have webbed feet!
Turn on their windshield vipers.
He was turning things over in his mind.
