Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!