Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.