When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.