When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

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What washes up on small beaches?

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How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.