What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone