What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!