What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen