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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.