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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!