What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

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Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

What weapons do pengiuns have?

Pen-guinades.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department