What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

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What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity