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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.