What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

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Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.