What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language