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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

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What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!