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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.