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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry