What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)