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What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

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What did one succulent say to the other?

Aloe there

What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry