What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.