How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.