How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.