How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.