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How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.