How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak