What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak