What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak