What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girl has to chew before she swallows.

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak