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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Miss. Steak Jokes More Miss. Steak Jokes

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak