What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

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What do You Use?

Girl: Adobe Photoshop CS5!

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

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What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak